Thursday, September 13, 2012

Fun with Equal Marriage

The Onion shames us from the future:,19099/

Jon Stuart and North Carolina:

"Does your wife know that you can't see the difference between the consensual love that leads to matrimony and the enjoyment you get from a Dairy Queen blizzard?"

Love it.


  1. Dammit! Why can't that article from The Onion be real? And why can't it be from now?

  2. I know! We're gonna feel so dumb in about, oh, 70 years...